In a crazy turn of events, White House Press Secretary had to be carried off the floor after what seemed to be a computer malfunction. After being asked softball question after softball question, one journalist dared to ask Psaki a "difficult" question. This lead to what could only be described as, "A cartoonish robotic meltdown. Like someone tossed water onto a cartoon machine. Sparks flying and words chopped." One journalist stated afterwards, "We kind of knew that this would end up happening eventually, we just hope Psaki 2.0 has the upgraded programming." Another journalist said, "They better get her running again fast because we need questions answered. Joe can't ever remember where he is, so we aren't allowed to talk to him."
The White House released a statement saying that Psaki had went into a "reboot" because the interns forgot to reset an automatic update to "remind me tomorrow." They said it had nothing to do with the difficult questioning as Psaki 1.0 is a great machine that does everything they want her to do.
What should we be looking forward to? Will Psaki 1.0 return to the podium or will Psaki 2.0 make her first appearance? It will be tough to say as journalist seem to favor 1.0's ability to answer their softball questions with grace.
More to come on this story as it develops(but not really, because it is just a joke).